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		<title>bancul zilei</title>
		<link>http://www.nimicuri.com/2009/03/20/bancul-zilei-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:24:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Animalele pun intrebari lui Dumnezeu. Intreaba elefantul: - Eu de ce am pielea asa groasa? - Ca sa te apere de toate, de exemplu nici tantarul nu te poate pisca. Intreaba girafa: - Eu de ce am gitul asa de lung? - Asa ajungi si frunzele care se afla la mare inaltime. Gaina nervoasa: - [...]]]></description>
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		<title>banc cu politisti</title>
		<link>http://www.nimicuri.com/2008/10/01/banc-cu-politisti/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[di la sis: Un politist vine dimineata pe la ora 5 la serviciu, in pielea goala. Superiorul il intreaba: - Ba, ce-i cu tine? Ai innebunit, ce vii in halul asta serviciu? Politistul super excitat: - Sefuuuu&#8217; ..am fost cu nevasta-mea la o petrecere si pe la 3 noaptea au inceput jocurile de societate. S-au [...]]]></description>
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		<title>banc cu/despre papagali :D</title>
		<link>http://www.nimicuri.com/2008/09/02/banc-cudespre-papagali-d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:47:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[O tipă frumoasă, blondă şi extrem de apetisantă avea o papagaliţă, care o imita mai mereu. Când ajungea acasă, obişnuia să se aşeze în faţă oglinzii si să zică: &#8220;- Sunt frumoasă, sexi şi îmi place să fac sex&#8221;. Papagaliţa la fel, repeta dupa ea&#8230;toate bune&#8230;într-o zi vine un preot în vizită: - Vai ce [...]]]></description>
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		<title>banc di la x-ulescu</title>
		<link>http://www.nimicuri.com/2008/09/02/banc-di-la-x-ulescu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[O tipa merge intr-o delegatie de serviciu la sute de kilometri departare de casa. Ajunge la hotel, se face comoda, insa pentru ca se simtea singura si cu o senzatie de libertate pe care nu a mai simtit-o niciodata decide sa apeleze la compania unui barbat. Isi aminteste ca primise un pliant cu o reclama [...]]]></description>
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		<title>bancul zilei</title>
		<link>http://www.nimicuri.com/2008/09/01/bancul-zilei/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:29:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nunta mare intr-un sat de munte. Tot satul sarbatoreste inclusiv Ion studentul, viitorul intelectual al satului, inclusiv Maria o fata tinara dar urita, handicapata si cam strimba. Toate fetele mari si mici din sat roiau pe linga Ion. Nunta e in toi. De atita atentie Ion se imbata putin mai mult. Maria prinde momentul si-l [...]]]></description>
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		<title>banc di la Ginai</title>
		<link>http://www.nimicuri.com/2008/08/26/banc-di-la-ginai/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:44:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pe autostrada un Tico ramas in pana de motor. Sofer o femeie. Se da jos din masina si deschide capota motorului sa se uite ce sa intamplat. Aplecindu-se un san iese afara. Alt sofer trecand pe langa ea observa ca sanul erea iesit si spune: - Degeaba ii dai sa suga ca nu mai creste [...]]]></description>
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		<title>banc de la sis</title>
		<link>http://www.nimicuri.com/2008/07/30/banc-de-la-sis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:35:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Suna o persoana la Teleshopping: -Buna ziua, cu ce pot sa va ajut? -Multumesc, cu nimic. Doar ma uit. Postari asemanatoare bancul zilei (11) bancul zilei (0) banc di la x-ulescu (0) banc di la Ginai (2) banc cu/despre papagali :D (2)]]></description>
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